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Siema masz tu ten przepis na karpia o którego prosiłeś. Karpia umytego układamy na dnie naczynia. Dodajemy goździki, cynamon, skrapiamy cytryną. Tak przygotowanego karpia zalewamy szklanką wina czerwonego, dodając 100ml glinu, 100ml koniaku, 200ml smirnoffa, 50ml białego rumu i obowiązkowo 150ml tequili. Potrawy nie podgrzewamy. Karpia wypierdalamy, jest zbędny. Natomiast sos... Sos jest palce lizać! PS: karp musi być martwy. Inaczej bydle sos wychleje.

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Story time 🕛🕛 sisters 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish ❤️❤️and my headphones got unplugged 😩😩 and it played bad guy out loud 🔊🔊so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls 👭 👭 were completely vibing to it💏💏 and they were like slayyyyy🔪🔪sisterrr☠️☠️and i was gonna say something back when a boy🤮🤮approached me and said🗣️🗣️ "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" 🧐🧐 and i was SHOOK 😳😳and completely flipped the F OUT 🤬🤬 i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life 🙏🙏 i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella👴👴 and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it🧖‍♀️🧖‍♀️ and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful 💣💣

having sex with a girl is gay. hear me out. the male has an XY chromosome and the girl has a XX chromosome. the male shares an X chromosome with the female and that’s 50% gay. but when you have sex with a guy, it’s perfectly fine if you say ‘no ♥♥♥♥’ because that cancels the XY out and it’s 0% gay. by using the formula: XY + XY + no ♥♥♥♥ (reducing agent) = 0% therefore it’s perfectly fine if you have sex with a guy and say no ♥♥♥♥. if you say ‘no ♥♥♥♥’ to a female, it’s 100% gay because there’s nothing for it to cancel out, resulting in a X2 in the XY and XX. but if you have sex with a guy not saying ‘no ♥♥♥♥’, it’s also 100% gay because you’re not cancelling the XY chromosomes out. it’s simple math formula.

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