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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:43am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 8:34pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:02am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:31am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:44am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 1:55am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 2:23am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 6:20pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 5:13am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:03am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 5:14am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:03am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:31am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:33am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:37am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:02am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 4:29am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 6:46pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:32am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:44am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 5:13am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 10:23am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 12:08am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 4:22am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 4:43am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 3:49am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 3:49am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:33am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:33am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:54am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:54am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:44am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:33am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:39am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:18am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:26am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:34am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:25am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:34am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:58am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:41am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:46am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:58am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:21am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:22am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:25am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:29am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:32am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:39am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:30am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:23am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 8:29pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 6:51pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 8:29pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:20am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:20am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:29am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:40am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:16am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:05am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:05am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:50am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:45am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:13am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 12:14am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 2:42am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 11:47pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 6:51pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:33am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 1:54am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:33am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 11:40pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:35am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 2:33am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:33am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:30am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:12am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:59am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:37am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:26am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:18am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:37am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:26am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:27am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:25am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:28am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:28am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:28am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 11:49pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:38am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:19am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 3:42am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:33am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:34am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:59am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 11:17pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:20am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:31am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:46am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:13am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:29am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:37am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:39am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 10:40pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 4:43am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:21am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:44am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:17am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:39am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:24am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 11:35pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:44am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 3:49am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 3:31am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:26am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:37am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 11:17pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 1:52am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:15am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:30am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:43am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:40am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:45am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:46am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:19am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:20am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:32am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:44am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:45am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 3:03am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:39am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:25am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:35am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:12am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:03am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:17am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:39am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:20am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:41am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 7:43am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 4:00pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:29am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:29am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:32am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:23am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:30am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:22am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:28am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:28am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 4:26am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 2:42am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 2:42am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:28am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 3:47am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:27am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:27am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 4:26am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 12:16am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 4:59am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 12:11am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 12:52am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:51am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:54am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:55am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:14pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:07am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:03am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:02am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:02am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:33am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 3:58am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:54am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:22am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:24am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:25am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 2:35am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:42am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 10:56pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 1:22am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 5:03am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 3:57am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:10am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:36am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:41am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:20am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:22am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:37am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:40am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:24am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:27am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 2:39am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 2:39am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 6:55am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 2:14am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 3:27am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 3:27am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:55am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:40am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:28am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:32am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 2:39am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:18am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:52am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 1:51am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:12am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:33am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:42am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:11am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:11am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:31am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 3:45am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:08am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 2:56am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:14pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:02am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:02am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 2:22am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:04am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:06am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:54pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 2:32am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 3:17am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:17am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 2:28am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 10:12am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 12:20am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 12:41am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 12:30pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 1:14am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:00am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 11:25pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 1:21am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:12am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:30pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:29pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 3:15am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 3:58am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 12:07am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:45am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:37am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:27am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 11:43pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:55am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:13am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 11:08pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 1:30am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:53am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:25am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:59am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 4:43am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 10:54pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:45am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:22am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 3:03am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:25am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:38am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:45am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:26am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 3:15am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:14am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 11:53pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 3:10am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 1:19am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:13am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:54pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:15am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:22am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:22am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:36pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 2:56am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:34am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:24am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 2:24am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 2:24am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:52am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:02pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:21am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:12am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 3:14am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 6:50am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 3:29am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 1:26am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:12am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:07pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:38pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 2:23am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:51am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 1:48am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:12am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:03am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:03am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:03am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:11am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:04am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:47am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:31am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:18am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:44am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:25am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:41am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:12am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 2:32am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 4:32am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:17am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 12:36am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 3:16am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:01am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:29am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 4:43am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:45am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:12am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:23am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:56am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 11:59pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:52am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:00pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:34am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:34am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 3:27am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:12am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 3:17am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:03am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:03pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:34am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:40am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 3:16am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:17am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 1:24am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:12am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:26am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:55pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 1:08am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:04am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:04pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:33am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:38am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 2:05am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 4:17am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:13am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:13am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 11:09pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 2:22am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 1:06am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:12am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:12am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:12am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:12am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:12am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:12am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:12am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:12am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:12am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:12am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:12am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:12am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:14am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:11am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:11am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:11am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:11am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:15am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:15am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:05am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:11am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:06am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:08am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 2:06am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:11am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:11am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 2:06am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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