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1 person found this review helpful
46.9 hrs on record
A perfect, modern, flow-of-movement style game, with deep roots in urban culture. While in the same vein as Jet Set Radio, the game differentiates itself enough from where it draws inspiration that playing mashes both "Nostalgia" and "New Shiny" dopamine buttons relentlessly. I will be playing this game for years, guaranteed.

As Uncle Hideki sampled: "I just can't get enough..."



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Posted 23 November, 2023. Last edited 5 December, 2024.
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86 people found this review helpful
83 people found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Having a decent sized library, I like to organize my games via categories.

I have a VERY special category for this game.

It keeps my copy of "Bad Rats" company.
Posted 6 July, 2015. Last edited 6 July, 2015.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
2.2 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
STABTACULAR!
Posted 28 December, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Do you have a LOT of time on your hands? Are you a masochist? Wanna climb, face first, jizz covered walls to the throbbing beat of rave music? This game is for you! 45+ levels of pure, unadulterated rage and complete, tranquil bliss. Bounce your head to the beat as you fall to your death, impale yourself, and get blown up by the 459350 rockets following you. Reach that portal before you die, and you win!
Posted 5 October, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
239.1 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I LOVE Next Car Game. I have always been a big fan of racing games, and especially those where wrecking your opponent is not only allowed, but approved of. If Burnout and Gran Turismo had a child. Flatout would be the Uncle, if you want to include the Alpha's Sneak Peak Mode. Fantastic. I can't wait to see this as a full fledged game, the vision and direction are amazing right now.
Posted 9 August, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
33.2 hrs on record (31.5 hrs at review time)
Definitely an excellent game all-around. Not gun heavy, puzzles weren't too difficult. I was especially fond of the lack of HUD and the damage/madness system in place. Counting bullets was very....interesting.

Chock full of Cthulhu mythos, a definite must-play for any fan of Lovecraft.
Posted 21 April, 2014.
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