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While Kink.com sees its fair share of new models and new sets, it isn't every day that a new director walks through the door. But yesterday, the already huge pool of talent that existed got a little bit bigger, as new director Van Darkholme joined the team.

My name is Van, I'm an artist. I'm a performance artist. I'm hired for people to fulfill their fantasies - their deep, dark fantasies.

With his unique background and impressive body of work, everybody is excited to see what kind of site Van will develop.

It's bondage, gay website. It's a little bit for everybody.

I was going to be a movie star, with modelling and acting. But after 102 auditions and small parts, y'know I decided I had enough, then I get into escort work.

At least it smells like. At least it smells like. At least it smells like. At least it smells like. Yeah, it's certainly ♥♥♥ alright. At least it smells like it.

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The opportunity to work at Kink.com represents the fulfilment of a dream that Van's had for quite some time.

I came here when I was ten, and uh I spend most of my time in the barn creating fantasies. So now I'm putting them to good use - it's like a kid in a candy store.

Having been searching for someone to help them break into the gay market for over a year - there's not much of a leather scene down in L.A.

With his extensive experience, fresh perspective, and unflagging focus on fantasies, Van Darkholme is a welcomed addition.

Thank you every one!

I was going to be a movie star, with modelling and acting. But after 102 auditions and small parts, y'know I decided I had enough, then I get into escort work.

At least it smells like. At least it smells like. At least it smells like. At least it smells like. Yeah, it's certainly ♥♥♥ alright. At least it smells like it.

At least it smells like it.

IM THROWING YOU OUT OF MY PLANE, BIG GUY😭👋

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