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38 of 50 (76%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 4:20am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 4:59am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 8:48am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 7:06am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 9:44am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 2:23am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 7:00am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 1:04am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 3:13pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 7:22am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 4:16am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2019 @ 10:43am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 7:22am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 7:22am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 9:20am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 7:21am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 1:54am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 1:18am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 6:09am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 4:38am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 1:47am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 3:15pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 7:21am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 3:07pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 2:20am

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 9:44am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 1:58am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 3:04pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 2:33am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 2:03am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 7:21am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 11:17am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 4:38am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 5:52am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 4:16am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 4:38am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 6:27am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 11:17am



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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