That's a spicy meatball.

"If you like to play sports games on PC, you are benign." - Stephen Hawking
"Through the power invested in me by malignancy, I grant you terminal cancer." - Gandalf
"1v1 me m8, its not even a deb8 how gr8 at b8 I am." - Jesus Christ, speaking to the Romans just before being crucified.
"Cancer is in the eye of the beholder." Morgan Freeman

What did Little Tim get from not sharing his cake with the other kids? A BMI over 25.