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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:05am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 10:34am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:01am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:19am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:23am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:56am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:02am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:12pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:02am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:02am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:12am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:08am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:22pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:11pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 10:07am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 12:40am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:31pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:39pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:39pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:12pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 10:12pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:17pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:04pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:04pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:20pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:39am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:03am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:02am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:02am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 10:07am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:01pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:53pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:19pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:19pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:07pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:15pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:15pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:15pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 9:28pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:10pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:15pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:17pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 12:37pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:39am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:06pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:06pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:46pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:19pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:15pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:15pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:08pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:57pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:22pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:22pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:21pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:21pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:22pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:08pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:14pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:21pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:08pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:19pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:15pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:08pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:22pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:22pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:57pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:22pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:08pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:08pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:21pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:08pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:15pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 7:51pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:53am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:05am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:32pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:34am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:15pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:06pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:08pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:25pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:22pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:22pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:08pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:06pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:19pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 12:40pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:08pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:33pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:22pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:08pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:19pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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