Recent reviews by Luxion

i 100% dont recommend this, yes it is free but it has ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mechanics, for example you have to steer with running which is slow to turn around while running, the combat system is ♥♥♥♥, and this game is a resident evil ripoff with warframe lore implented to it

its good, my only complaint is the headcrabs

devs ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the game by adding too many npcs to make the gameplay "fun" frfr

is bob barbas secretly asian?

bonzibuddy but chinese

goofy ahh ♥♥♥♥♥♥ combine overwatch ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tf2 ripoff hl2 burh ufcucjking combine combine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ half life ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ riopoff

"Given only to those who pay a heavy price."

this is the ACTUAL rhythm game

very cool tfc source

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☑ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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doom wannabe moment lmao


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