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1) Release 1.21 - "The Coffee Break Edition 2: Electric Boogaloo"
Our developers took another coffee break, and this time, they brought back souvenirs. Your software now smells like freshly ground coffee beans. Please don't try to drink the software.
2) Version 5.0 - "Project Procrastination Prodigy"
Unleashes a procrastination assistant that invents new and creative ways to delay tasks. Because why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?
3) Version 42.0 - "The Answer to Everything... Almost"
Reveals the answer to almost everything, but keeps the answer to "Why do we yawn?" a closely guarded secret.