Lunar Loner's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 9:42pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 8:44pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 9:33am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 9:14pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 9:38pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 9:31am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2017 @ 5:24pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 9:43pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 12:36pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 10:47pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 2:17am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 6:20pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 7:07pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2018 @ 10:39am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 5:33pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2017 @ 4:08pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 11:02pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 4:56pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2017 @ 3:34am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2017 @ 8:45pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 4:06am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 7:05pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 10:50pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2017 @ 4:15pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 9:42pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 7:04pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 4:03am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 4:35pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 9:41pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 9:51pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 9:08pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 8:43pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 5:26pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 4:28pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:44pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 12:42pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2017 @ 8:52pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 12:54pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 4:02pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 12:54pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 2:18am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 9:20pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

13 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

4 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30