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12 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
want good classic souls boss fights? Look elsewhere.

want to watch 30 seconds of acrobatics to every one hit on a boss? Get the dlc
Posted 1 August, 2024.
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4.9 hrs on record
TLDR; world is gorgeous and i hope the devs make another game in the universe or at least the same style. Game hurts itself in the combat

First off, this game is disgusting but in a good way. The world is beautiful and there wasn't a moment where I wasn't looking around, admiring the scenery. The world that Ebb has crafted remains interesting throughout the story and keeps you wondering the who, what, when, where, and why. My problem is the game never really answers any of them, but that isn't a deal breaker for me. The game's biggest issue is definitely the combat. Not the gun handling, although weapon swapping and reloading could be a tad faster. The combats issue is with the enemies. Im expected to believe that these barely sentient piles of flesh are smart enough to lead a target?
Posted 18 July, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
5,761.1 hrs on record (4,938.1 hrs at review time)
Believe it or not, this game used to be fun. But trash monetization policy aside, the game is a mess. See a cool modern tank you want to grind out? Well after what seems like an eternity you finally get that tank, have fun getting bombed from higher than 99% of spaa can reach. You have the one AA that can reach? Have fun with the absolute garbage flight model that you wont hit the jet anyway. I dont know if gaijin has ever come out with an update to the game that has improved ground play. They sure focus on screwing your top tier research because "drones are part of a modern battlefield". Maybe increase plane and heli spawn to a 2k SP flat rate and remove drones entirely. But they wont because people that are too unskilled to play Air cant grind out there planes in ground battles. Save yourself your time
Posted 24 June, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
53.9 hrs on record (51.5 hrs at review time)
#RememberFreeman
Posted 14 August, 2022.
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20.4 hrs on record (19.9 hrs at review time)
Fun little time waster strat game
Posted 25 November, 2018.
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155.8 hrs on record (142.9 hrs at review time)
Made a flying penis
Posted 10 March, 2015.
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84.0 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
Zombie Kicking Simulator 2015
Posted 27 January, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
189.2 hrs on record (151.8 hrs at review time)
Death Simulator 2014
Posted 18 September, 2014.
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37.9 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
You get to crush the Russian fleet now.
Posted 22 August, 2014.
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176.9 hrs on record (100.7 hrs at review time)
If you enjoy RTS games, youll love this!
Posted 21 July, 2013.
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