Hello, this is your local government officer addressing community concerns over your amount of hours spent in gacha-based video game software. We are marking this profile for temporary suspension and our community representative will visit your place of residence to administer your mandatory outing in the sunlight. Have a nice and fulfilling day.

CONGRATULATIONS! I am Tony Tomlinson from Guinness World Records!
We would like to inform you that you have successfully smashed the previous "Dragging a 150KG Rock With Your Balls" record of 13.8 km by a whopping 8.9 km. You will appear in next year's Book of World Records and will recieve a free castration service! Have a nice day!

iz only gaem, why u heff to be mad

I may only have a measly shiv

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i can smell you