Neue Rezensionen von Robert Goulet

One night after a match where my team lost it was silent in the lobby. I asked in voice if there was a under 20 white male available to use a blaccent to tell me I'm trash and I should uninstall and frankly, I never felt closer to the community. WIthout any hesitation 3 brave young men stepped up and siezed the task and I felt right at home in the Call of Duty I've known going all the way back to the first installment that had online play. Even standing in Target that day so many years ago playing Call of Duty 2 on Xbox on the demo I knew someday, somewhere, a 15 year old kid in the suburbs of Indianapolis was going to call me the n word and tell me to suck my dads toes. This game also has a great battle pass, loads of progression, and this girl I used to date that let me eat her ass all the time plays with me so, 10/10 would play again.

I've been playing Counter Strike since Condition Zero. I bought the disc at a Wal Mart. It's all been downhill since then. Source was a blast. But this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game has been slowly trying to kill me since it's release. It's like the radon gas of video games. With no odor, it creeps into your lungs until one day you have spent $1000 on skins. You're spending 90 minutes a day training offline. And you still suck, newb. I want my 1000 hours back. All in all though great game. It's nice to have a video game that is actually challenging and skill based. But don't play it.

This game needs a lot of help. Sluggish controls. Quit my first match because I was down 10-1 in middle of the 2nd. Controls are just way way way too slow. I'll try it again in a few weeks after they've patched it up. But this game was not ready for release. Has huge potential. But like the trend in PC gaming, they release it and collect our money then we end up doing the final beta test.

Another thing. Why the ♥♥♥♥ doesn't my team chase loose pucks? Puck gets loose in the defensive zone and 99% of the time I can't get to it because my teammates are frozen. ♥♥♥♥ this game is broken as ♥♥♥♥.

I'll come back in a week or two, try it again. If they can figure out the control lag I'll gladly give it a thumbs up.

If you aren't playing this and you like casual physics games and floppy dongs you are blowing it.

For a casual game the learning curve is way way too high to keep me interested. Funny concept. But the game is too flat.

This game is ♥♥♥♥. The mechanics are awful. There is no racing. It's clunky. Terrible performance. If someone could take a game like Flatout Carnage and add what Carmageddon is trying to do that would be amazing. But this is a 0/10. Pretty much unplayable.

I bought this game in the very early release stage. It was pretty much unplayable as it was so buggy. Still fun! I just came back after having bought it in October of 2013. Seems like beta should be done and it's ready to roll right? Nope. Still in beta. So this was my experience today. I reinstalled the game, I loaded it up, Paradox forces you to make an account because we all know how well that goes over with gamers having to make an account just to play a game. I get in, I go to the tutorial to get familiar with the game again, I hit W, started moving forward, left clicked my mouse and the game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crashes. Pushed one button and it crashed. Probably an omen, stay away. Give it time and it might be ok. For now? No.

This game is better than that Boot Scootin' Boogie song. Like 5 better.