Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* You should work eight hours, play eight hours and sleep eight hours. But not the same eight hours.
ㅤ* Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
ㅤ* Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!