Luboy Supreme
Luis Calisto   Grandola, Setubal, Portugal
 
 
THE one and only Gracious, and Holy Verboselyness, Sire Speech Louis IV


[SAS] 22nd Elite Virtual Regiment [sasclan.org]
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Achievements in Perfect Games
Out of context quote list from teamspeak
"LET'S GIVE THEM ASS!" - Vilkas 2018
"Now that I've seen it, I can't unsee it. It's gonna be CoC for me all the time." -Luis 2018
"I love playing with little boys" - PRIEST MAN
"I'm black I have black priviledge" - Fluffy 2020
"Deepthroating that stick" - Viking 2020
"Only gai me sleep" - Luis 2020
"9/11 was a better park job than what u did" - Luis 2020
"I would ♥♥♥♥ this bridge" - Fluffy 2020
"If it ain't fix don't broke it" - Viking 2020
"I'm over here playing chess, while everyone else is playing chess. We're all playing chess" - Luis 2020
"he took my virginity i miss him so much UwU" - Viking 2020
"I wanna focus one like I did CoC" - Luis 2020
"You can't be a baron, you're a WOMAN" - Fluffy 2021
"As long as she's nice and lets me smash..." - viking 2021
"Stop fingering my car" - Fireman2021
"42cm across" - Lekter 2021
"That makes me moist" - viking 2021
"We were in each other's holes that day for sure" - Fluffy 2021
"Im just as good as hitler right" - Fluffy 2021
"I had sex with a farmer and now I'm retarded" - Viking 2021
"Welcome to London Bruv" - Viking 2022
"Hitler had the right vision" - Viking 2023
"PUT EM IN THE OVEN" -Fluffy 2023
"I go sunday v excited to kill kids irl" - Viking 2023
Recent Activity
5.6 hrs on record
last played on 18 Apr
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last played on 18 Apr
1.1 hrs on record
last played on 18 Apr
Taskmört 16 Apr @ 1:49am 
Luis sat hunched over in his peeling, duct-taped gaming chair—the kind of chair that looked like it had lost a fight with a raccoon and never quite recovered. The overhead light flickered weakly, casting uneven shadows over the posters of Payday 2 characters plastered on the moldy walls of his apartment. Of all the faces, one stood out in a center frame above his desk, surrounded by candles and the vague scent of burnt ramen: Sydney.

She wasn’t just a character to him. No, Sydney was the character. The moment she was added to Payday 2, Luis felt a spark inside him. Not just the usual "heist-game hype" spark. This was different. It was love. Deep, irrational, devotion-to-a-voiceline kind of love.

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Taskmört 18 Jan @ 11:28am 
-rep ah yes, another internet comedian thinking they’re original. listen, i’m acoustic, and organizing my thoughts is hard enough without having to explain basic social contracts to you. you gave me your gold willingly, and now you’re mad because i used it better than you would’ve. maybe next time, don’t fund something you clearly don’t understand. hope the lobster money was worth this embarrassing attempt at humor.
Imbruker 17 Jan @ 2:37pm 
-rep since im not mentioned in the out of context quote list from teamspeak :steammocking:
Pen-Chan 27 Nov, 2024 @ 2:39am 
I'm already tracer :SBpenguin::winterbunny2023:
Taskmört 10 Oct, 2024 @ 10:03am 
-rep So after months of playing PayDay 2 with this guy, we became good friends. Lots of banter, great matches—seemed like a solid dude. Eventually, he invited me over for a LAN party. I thought, 'Why not? Dude seems chill.'

So I head over to his place, ready for a night of PayDay 2 action. But the second I step through the door, things get... weird. He suddenly pushes me against the wall and starts nibbling my ear. I feel his... excitement pressing against my leg. All of a sudden i feel weak and helpless.

I left Portugal the same night, but i will never feel like a man again...He still hits me up on discord to this day. Wonder if ill ever be man enough to stand up for myself...
Taskmört 21 Jul, 2024 @ 10:15am 
CRYSTAL METH RECIPE

-Muriatic acid (diluted HCl), you can find it in the pool section of your closest hardware store
-Lye (NaOH)
-Diethyl ether, or simply just ether, can be found in engine starting fluid, make sure to look for one which says "high (di)ethyl ether content"
-(Pseudo)ephedrine, found in decongestive pills, I'll explain which ones to look out for later
-Distilled water, as previously stated, any contaminants will reduce the purity
-Red phosphorus, found in matchboxes on the striking surface, a lot of it is needed so I suggest you buy bigger packs in order to save on money
-A flask or a small pot with a lid
-Iodine
-Hydroiodic Acid (process of getting it is down below)
-Toluene and HCI gas (we're going to use them for crystalizing the meth)
-Sodium bisulfate or sodium thiosulfate, most likely they won't be needed but it's best to have them on you just in case
-A glass eyedropper
3 small glass bottles with lids, preferably 3oz (~90 ml).