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YOU. ME. GAS STATION. WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER? SUSHI OF COURSE. UH OH! THERE WAS A ROOFIE INSIDE OF OUR GAS STATION SUSHI. WE BLACK OUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER. WE’RE SURROUNDED BY FISH. HORNY FISH. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, FISH ORGY! THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR. WHAT DO WE DO? WE FIGHT THE BEAR. BEAR FIGHT? BARE HANDS? BARE NAKED? OH YES PLEASE. WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL, THEN WE RIDE IT INTO A CHUCK E CHEESE. DANCE. DANCE. REVOLUTION. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UH, I THINK SO! NEXT THING YOU KNOW I’M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST. THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN, BLACK OUT AGAIN, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP, WHITE OUT WHICH I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD DO, THEN I SMOKED A JOINT, GREENED OUT. THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN. UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! HEUBD. RHDGH. DISONDHRUDJ. AHAHAH. HHOH. AAAAAAAAAA

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