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The random quantum fluctuations of my brain are historical accidents that
happen to have decided that the concepts of dynamic scoping and lexical
scoping are orthogonal and should remain that way.
-- Larry Wall in <199709021854.LAA12794@wall.org>
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Finagle's First Law:
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
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Professor: Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's
court. I suppose I could part with one and still be feared.
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Chris: Go away, you're not welcome here! [pointing at his fat stomach]
Meg: Wow, Chris, did you lose weight? You're wicked skinny, I'm jealous.
Chris: Thanks Meg. I'm jealous of your moustache.
Meg: Mom?
Lois: Oh, it's fine, Meg. It makes you look dignified.
Meg: But, Mom!
Lois: Now I love all of my children equally.
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Thank God I'm an atheist.
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