The CIA gangstalked me and took my last account of 5 years in order to force my hand and pirate all of all of my previous games so they could prosecute me for the past 6 years for breaking international piracy laws.
Everyday undercover federal agents are outside my home. Thay have cut the phone lines and turned the breakers off periodically with more and more frequency. My days are numbered and this may be my last contact with the outside world.
I'm not giving Valve more money I already blew $80 on cosmetics in Team Fortress 2.