he do be fartin a lot

I met this user playing L4D and he seemed upset, so I encouraged him and he added me as a friend. Over time the invitations to private lobbies grew until eventually, I was bombarded with voice chat requests from him. One day I answered and I was met with a sob and a cry. In between breaths he opened up to me about his personal problems, apparently being bullied everyday at school and being tormented by his younger sister at home. Taken back, I exchanged some words of comfort to him and he thanked me, we grew closer. He then began to open up more. He said he was unsure about his sexuality, telling of times he was aroused by his male bullies at school, when they physically and verbally assaulted him. Eventually, he wondered what it would be like to take engage in a romantic relationship with his most heinous bully and so, being the good person I am, I acted a mediator to set them up. They have been going steady 5 years now and I have never been more proud. Truly a sickening individual.