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Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:07am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:50am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 11:32am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 9:25am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:15am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:20am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 9:52am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 10:17am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 11:21am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:44am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 8:54am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 9:23am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 9:41am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 10:39am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 11:13am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:56am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 11:18am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 11:31am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 10:58am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 11:04am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 11:44am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:12pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 4:19am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 5:08am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 5:33am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 5:37am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:34am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:57am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 12:18pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 11:37am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:49am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 11:26am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 9:17am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 11:32am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 11:22am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 10:46am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 11:20am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 5:19am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 5:27am



Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
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