Recent reviews by Lou Sainis

This game is ♥♥♥♥.

But this is really the only game of its kind.
(if you dont count mods for mount and blade: fire and steel).

The game is so fuh king raw that Gordon Ramsey wouldn't spit on it.
The AI just spoils the fun with its brain dead.
And the devs have seemingly abandoned it.

However it is still very fun.

Micromanaging all your troop equipment and sorting into squads to order around is great tiny tuning fun. The weapons are fun to use (guns shoot great), albeit the good stuff is a bit easy to get quite quickly.

We still may spend the odd hour here and there with Freeman: Guerrilla Warfare, but I'm sorry Mr Guerrilla Warfare, I can't seem to foresee a long-term relationship.

I am a big fan of the first Evil Genius, been playing it on and off for about 10 years now.

Honestly, Evil Genius 2 leaves wanting in many tid-bity areas that ruin the greater picture. And also the world map is complete and utter garbage.

This is not to say I am not enjoying the game, it has its moments but it fails to retain the humour of the old game. Problem is that there is less of the charm - the writing is just bland generic statements.

Cant build green chair in red room. Because.

The world map is a mobile game mechanic - using time and minions as a single purchase to gain resources. And that's really all you do on the world map! Story missions suffer the same fate as they are just check lists to be filled with a minion quota.
There was ample opportunity here for some live missions - like sending your henchmen/evil genii (plural of genius) out with some gun minions to missions and destroy HQ's of forces of justice, or capture epic loot. Or even just text adventures!

The enemy agents are all different colours of the same skin. And like, Russian soldiers names John Addel and Brian O'Connell? One of them is black? I mean I'm all for representations, but that's taking PC and bit over the top.

IRIS just cant SHUT UP. A very dear voice will remind you of the slightest inconvenience in your current tasks. Even if the minion training just went to take a nap she will let you know about it. Or the constant cash reminder...

This feels like there were a few cut corners in budget/development and it just fails to amount to the true masterpiece that it really could have been.

Now excuse me while I play it some more.

A well rounded, true open world game.

Tight controls, a pleasure to aim.

Actions have consequences that affect the living environment. If enemies get word that there was an attack elsewhere, will go in orange alert. You can prevent this by not being detected.

There are ништяки for the player to find and utilize, create better gear from forged resourced.

Directed by Hideo Kojima.

Richard La Ruina you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arab. The "failure states" in this game show videos of you polishing boots of some rough ♥♥♥♥♥ as they aim baseball bats at your testicles or some other "low" ♥♥♥♥ (only caucasus/middle eastern/prisons have those understandings). Your biography says that you're English but your lexicon begs to differ mate, the amount of times I've heard you say "interesting" in your game has made me remove the word from MY vocabulary. This game has more closeted ♥♥♥♥ than my first fan fiction novel, and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love it.

Seriously, its a dating simulator from someone who's not even gotten a handjob before. Here's some advice for you Richard (or ♥♥♥♥ for short) - hire some actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prostitutes, since your instagram says you're "billionaire, philanthropist" and proper ♥♥♥♥ them on set. And even then I think I would still be skeptical that you're not a virgin.

I've gotten some of the most hearty laughs out of this game then out of actual comedies, Richard, you should be up there with Tommy Wiseau in the legends of disaster artists. Unless this is such a deep satire that it's impossible to detect.

Super Seducer 3 needs sex scenes, otherwise perfect game. Worth every penny on sale.

Nice chill before sleep kind of game

I hate to have to do rate this down, being an avid Hitman fan.

However this is just missing that extra umph. Something was lost in development.
The gun play is lacking, which is awful for a hitman game and the really "hold-your-hand" tool tips do not do any favours.

To those so fortunate, like me
To have crash landed here with thee
To harvest the forces of this land
I trust to you my steady hand

My number 4 on quick select
My Stasis Rifle, I respect
Let it find its worth, embrace
The dangers you will have to face

I will pay the developers for the Soviet Faction and new maps

Take us home, Ligaratus.

It has potential. I believe in future updates that can add the UMPH that it's missing. However these updates have to be free and add:

- Sergeants
- Multiple Upgrade paths for Units
- Outpost building
- etc.

Basically when they release more factions *cough* Imperial Guard *cough* they should add to the originals depth.
Because I believe, I rate positive.