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I'M DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

Carl Wheezer is the sexiest man alive. I cannot even comprehend the full sexiness of his body. With his round hips, and his thick thighs, you are sure to ♥♥♥ even looking at him. Don’t let me get started on his glasses, letting him look so sexy that the loyal men and woman start to drool. The thing that is the best about Carl Wheezer is his penis. The humongous thing doesn’t even fit in his pants. Once, I was told a story about a Christian girl who once saw his penis and had an orgasm on the spot. Carl Wheezer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her so hard that she came through her mouth. Truth being said, Carl Wheezer is our lord and savior.

I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom

FAQ

What does this mean?

The number of times I've had sex with your mom has increased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons why I would ♥♥♥♥ your mother. These include, but are not limited to:

rudeness to me,

being rude to others,

Disagree with my opinion.

How you feeling, Gigafreckle? You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥
Um, you need to get your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dirty ass off my purse
And maybe own up to it and tell me you have it
Um, you're just a dumb dirty ♥♥♥♥♥
You don't deserve any guy at all
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you, okay? Goodbye

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.