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Carl Wheezer is the sexiest man alive. I cannot even comprehend the full sexiness of his body. With his round hips, and his thick thighs, you are sure to ♥♥♥ even looking at him. Don’t let me get started on his glasses, letting him look so sexy that the loyal men and woman start to drool. The thing that is the best about Carl Wheezer is his penis. The humongous thing doesn’t even fit in his pants. Once, I was told a story about a Christian girl who once saw his penis and had an orgasm on the spot. Carl Wheezer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her so hard that she came through her mouth. Truth being said, Carl Wheezer is our lord and savior.

I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom

FAQ

What does this mean?

The number of times I've had sex with your mom has increased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons why I would ♥♥♥♥ your mother. These include, but are not limited to:

rudeness to me,

being rude to others,

Disagree with my opinion.

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Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.

"You’re a wizard, Harry,” Hagrid said. “And you’re coming to Hogwarts.”

“What’s Hogwarts?” Harry asked.

“It’s wizard school.”

“It’s not a public school, is it?”

“No, it’s privately run.”

“Good. Then I accept. Children are not the property of the state; everyone who wishes to do so has the right to offer educational goods or services at a fair market rate. Let us leave at once.”

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DaBaby has helped me realize that I am actually black

My entire life I was lead to believe I was a white person, but ever since I’ve started listening to DaBaby my life has changed for the better. My friend (I like to call him my “slime” now that I’m black) first told me about his hit song “The Box”. Something about that song changed the way I perceive myself and reality in a whole, and made me question my race. Overall, becoming black has opened a whole new world of possibilities to me and I can only thank DaBaby for the wonderful things he has done for me.

I'M DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

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Thank you for looking my profile man! You are my fan #241. I will not say enough because your profile is full of people saying what kind of player you are.
Hope someday you will be a better person. ;)

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Type-1 phasers are so small and easy to conceal that they should be regulated. Can you imagine the danger a killer weapon the size of a 2cm thick credit card? In this simulation Commander Riker expertly conceals a Type-1 phaser in his belt. He then produces it very quickly to assassinate Dr. Nel Apgar. Obviously this is a simulation of events that did not actually transpire. However, it does demonstrate the extreme danger a concealed Type-1 phaser can present. In this essay, I will

Hi guys, I'm trying to perform a hex on Toyota to get rid of all the taliban's vehicles but they keep running me over in their astral headquarters. Any help on not getting run over? my astral legs are so flat

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for - rep tunnel and camping with fire at the hook.
+rep

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12 hooked by Blight on the game. Also is 30 years old on welfare lol

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

that was legit one of my worst games as demo but stay mad LOL

wut - when did I DC lmao

Toxic Survivor in Chat and DC on purpose on a SWF.

Dropping my pants to my ankles before even opening bathroom door, confidently strutting up to a urinal between two bearded men in airbrushed Confederate flag denim jackets, getting to the urinal and immediately, and loudly yelling "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THATS THE TICKET" and then making direct eye contact with the man to my right before making sure he watches me drop my gaze southbound. I make sure to maintain eye contact as I shake no less than 150 times before strutting out without pulling up my pants, making sure my ass cheeks jiggle generously with each step

So today at church the pastor was preaching about the crucifixion of Jesus and when he said that Judas would betray Jesus, I blurted out "JUDAS IS THE IMPOSTER! HE'S SÚS!" and did a big wide grin (like the "when the imposter is sús" meme). The pastor then said "What are you talking about?" So I yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING! HE DOESN'T GET THE AMONG US REFERENCE!" and then I explained the joke. The pastor, not amused, told me to sit down. I sat back down but then later when he said that Jesus was accused of blasphemy and crucified I couldn't contain myself and I yelled out "JESUS WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER!" and when the pastor told me to stop disrupting I said "THE PASTOR IS SÚS, HE DOESN'T GET IT" and I then told everyone to download Reddit for funny Among Us memes. That's when the pastor told me to leave for causing disruptions. I said "WAIT! I'M NOT SÚS THOUGH! WHY ARE YOU EJECTING ME?" and then I said "WHEN THE PASTOR IS SÚS!" And did the hilarious grin from the meme.

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As a big fan of AoT, one big plothole that has always bugged me from the first episode is the exclusion of genitals. As titans are very clearly based on humans, and canonically are created from humans, why did Isayama decide to exclude Titan genitals? I am not gay, (I have 2 girl friends) but seeing Eren transform into a titan with a 12 foot long ♥♥♥♥ as the people of Marley watch in horror would easily made this anime my favourite of all time. I think we should cancel Isayama on Twitter and get him to realise his mistake and redraw his previous chapters accurately.

Rock N Roll McDonald’s
by Wesley Willis

[Verse 1]
McDonald's is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

[Chorus]
Rock n Roll McDonald's
Rock n Roll McDonald's
Rock n Roll McDonald's
Rock n Roll McDonald's

[Verse 2]
McDonald's will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you

[Chorus]
Rock n Roll McDonald's
Rock n Roll McDonald's
Rock n Roll McDonald's
Rock n Roll McDonald's

[Verse 3]
McDonald's hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26g of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28g of fat

[Chorus]
Rock n Roll McDonald's
Rock n Roll McDonald's
Rock n Roll McDonald's
Rock n Roll McDonald's

[Outro]
Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
Wheaties, breakfast of champions

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Traveling through the Dark
By William E. Stafford

Traveling through the dark I found a deer
dead on the edge of the Wilson River road.
It is usually best to roll them into the canyon:
that road is narrow; to swerve might make more dead.

By glow of the tail-light I stumbled back of the car
and stood by the heap, a doe, a recent killing;
she had stiffened already, almost cold.
I dragged her off; she was large in the belly.

My fingers touching her side brought me the reason—
her side was warm; her fawn lay there waiting,
alive, still, never to be born.
Beside that mountain road I hesitated.

The car aimed ahead its lowered parking lights;
under the hood purred the steady engine.
I stood in the glare of the warm exhaust turning red;
around our group I could hear the wilderness listen.

I thought hard for us all—my only swerving—,
then pushed her over the edge into the river.

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I uncap the long throbbing bottle of Crystal Pepsi™ UwU this is a cwystal pepsi from the ninties~ OwO I take a whiff of the Crystal Pepsi™ ÒwÓ that husky is really musky~ I take a sip of the Crystal Pepsi™ and gag on it’s massive flavor oh fu-♥♥♥♥~ I suddenly vomit the Crystal Pepsi™ all over my table

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COVID FACT surgeons wear masks EVERY DAY FOR HOURS and within two months of becoming surgeons their brains are so deprived of oxygen from breathing in there own carbohydrates they drop dead on the spot. The government has been hiding the deaths for YEARS because of their lucrative ties to the mask industry. Look it up. Can’t find the stories? THATS HOW GOOD THEY ARE AT HIDING IT WITH THEY’RE HIPPO LAWS. Think about it: are you alive or dead? Now are you a surgeon? EXACTLY. The media doesn’t want you to know!!!!!

Wearing a MASK means the government can’t see your FACE to match your ID and now they can TAKE YOUR GUN.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand J Cole. The vibe is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical rhythm most of the flow will go over a typical listeners head. There's also J's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his lyrics - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Nas' discography, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his flow, to realize that they're not just bars- they say something deep about LIFE. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as J Cole's genius unfolds itself on their stereo speakers. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a J Cole tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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+rep 10/10 survivor, knows how to play, loop, and be altruistic. Highly recommended.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

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Honestly if I see one 4/20 post I'm deleting you off Facebook. I do not wish to associate myself with those who celebrate the consumption of a very DANGEROUS AND ILLEGAL DRUG. Kids should not be glorifying this atrocious habit, especially to consider it a "holiday." Christmas is a holiday. Easter is a holiday. Why? They're both celebrating our lord and saviour Jesus Christ- this is not a holiday. Stay away from the devil's lettuce and it's temptation today guys. Please.

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