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37 of 50 (74%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 2:18pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 3:05pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 11:39am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 1:20pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 1:20pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 2:22pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2017 @ 3:10pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 9:47am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 10:24am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2017 @ 3:05pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 10:46am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 1:03pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2017 @ 3:10pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 2:07pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 12:31pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 11:13am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 12:09pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 2:32pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 3:07pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 5:10pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 12:46pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 2:39pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 1:12pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 6:21am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2017 @ 3:05pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2017 @ 12:04pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 5:39pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 9:31am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 1:51pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 1:06pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2017 @ 1:05pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 2:28pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 11:48am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 11:35am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 12:59pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 12:14pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 12:21pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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