Loquipim's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 3:28pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2019 @ 12:00pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 3:27pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 11:04am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 3:12pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 4:42pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 3:44pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2019 @ 3:53pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 2:36pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2019 @ 1:05pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 3:39pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 12:34pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 8:26am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2019 @ 11:55am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2019 @ 11:53am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 11:13am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 10:54am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 9:07am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 2:11pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 3:43pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 10:58am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 3:27pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 2:16pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2019 @ 3:15pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 9:16am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 2:27pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 10:54am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 8:28am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 2:04pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 2:29pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 1:42pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 3:21pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 1:59pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2019 @ 11:47am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 2:29pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 2:27pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 3:24pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2019 @ 3:17pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 1:25pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 11:36am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 12:37pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 1:57pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

3 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30