Recent reviews by Loopymoomoo

give us b.42 multiplayer and my life is yours

Hackers can hit your PC without ever connecting to severs
This game is a huge security risk and probably shouldn't even be on steam.

♥♥♥♥♥ highkey

Cry about it.

sorta stinks ass?
not very good?
the story was actually miserable to try and listen to, the dialogue is absolutely rotten, the whole game is super slap dash and an obviously lazy attempt to weasel my hard earned good boy points from me.


unimpressed!!

Criminally bad.
The video game equivalent of the final episode of Game of Thrones

They added an in game shop day one, instead of fixing major gameplay bugs or anything they spent time on a points shop.
a disgustingly overpriced points shop.
my problems with the game being an frustrating ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ are entirely overshadowed by the corporate greed.

343 makes me distinctly sick, they make me vomit, and they make me throw up, and all sorts of other ♥♥♥♥
but halo is fun, I just pretend like they never took over

Actually, ♥♥♥♥ off
There is ***nothing*** in this game worth playing.
NOTHING.
NOTHING about it is good
NOTHING about it is worth paying for
its corporate SHLOCK, its PRODUCT, there was no love, or attention or any sort of affection put into this game, it is a hollow shell, it is a program on my pc, it is a tremendous waste of time, space, and money.
The fact billion dollar companies can't make something worth buying, is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ impressive.

I get that it's in early access, but that doesn't excuse the fact its practically unplayable as it is, neither me nor my friends have ever been able to actually play the video game.

Very uncool.