I sexually Identify as a duck. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the lakes and unloading my anus on anything under me. People say to me that a person being a duck is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon give me wings, a beak and two duck legs on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Alpha duck” and respect my right to ♥♥♥♥ from above on unsuspecting victims. If you can’t accept me you’re a ornithophobe and need to check your bird privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
































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