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accept me please :)

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I phoned up the builder's yard yesterday. I said, "Can I have a skip outside my house?". The builder said, "Sure. Do what you want. It's your house."
ㅤ* So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought, "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".
ㅤ* I was reading this book, 'The History of Glue'. I couldn't put it down.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*

Megjött a mikulás bácsi :D
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:D várom szeptember 17.-ét