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Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory!
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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said.
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A flashy Mercedes-Benz roared up to the curb where a cute young miss stood
waiting for a taxi.
"Hi," said the gentleman at the wheel. "I'm going west."
"How wonderful," came the cool reply. "Bring me back an orange."
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"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore."
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A Code of Honour: never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief
as your goal. There are too many women in the world to justify that sort of
dishonourable behaviour. Unless she's really attractive.
-- Bruce J. Friedman, "Sex and the Lonely Guy"
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Main's Law:
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
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