I fell in love with a girl my senior year of high school who didn't love me back. I joined the military to get out of my small town where I would run into her almost daily. I joined the infantry and was deployed to the middle east 4 times, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc. After my second deployment I came back home and ran into her at the grocery store. We reconnected immediately and she told me she was actually in love with me the whole time

We got together and fast forward to now and we have 3 kids and our own house.
Last week was our anniversary and when I got home my wife was sleeping with MinisterD.
To be honest it would have been fine but his ♥♥♥♥ was just massive. I couldn't comprehend how it was possible. I have PTSD from seeing that large bulging bollard of a penis and the visual is seared into my memory. If my wife wants to leave me...fine, but how can I compete with MinisterD when he was a wiener like that...

ez ez

Huge.

It's almost like I threw them both already and didn't have one :o You're big brain huh

Anything to make myself feel better about my poor shotgunning skills, but you had a spear and I killed you with a knife while you were running away... I really need that ego boost ya know.

Yeah I'd hope you kill someone using only a spear with a shotgun lmfao barely