God may of given us fire... but Hentai, that was our idea :).

Twas the night before christmas Alone in my house Jerking off to some hentai Because I'm aroused As I opened my browser My eyes filled with dread Hentai Haven was closing A tear I had shed I sat there and pondered Not a clue what to do, Do they need my money? Some funds to come through? But hold there was hope, A stir in the night. Mono burst through the door, Filled with delight Dash Kermit, Dash Foxtrot, Dash away all! Let us run to Ayiza, To stop this downfall! So off we had ran, Into the night, To stop all this madness To make the wrong right Knocking and knocking, we pound on his door We heard a few footsteps Creek from the old floor Ayiza was angry, He snarled and swore. Why are you here, He suddenly said, "Why have you made me get out of bed?" "We came to save hentai, For it cannot die! We use it for pleasure, To jizz and survive" All of the sudden, When hope had been lost Santa came flying, Filled with exhaust "Ayiza please stop, They are confused!" "Please don't stop hentai Don't be a scrouge!" Ayiza looked down, Shaking his head, "Im sorry I left you all shook and mislead!" "Hear me out, listen, and soon you will see, I spent all my money on books and degrees" Santa then laughed, a bellow let out. "Well give you some money and Gucci for clout!" So into his bag Santa went in, And pulled out some cash while giving a grin "The server will live, please fear not, To Ayiza I give a few dollars to spot" So Hentai Haven would remain for the years, The weebs all went home, letting out cheers

[5:57 AM]Minion retarded hooker 2077: You put your thumb, fore and middle finger in the three holes of the bowling ball. It's like fiddling with the anus, vagina and clitoris at the same time

[Sunday 7:58 AM]
Henpai:shot the ♥♥♥♥ up pls, im trying to fap stop pesting me