aaasha3's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 3:02am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2015 @ 10:13am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2015 @ 8:07am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 2:49am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2015 @ 3:24am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2015 @ 9:41am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2015 @ 4:56am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2015 @ 5:46am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2015 @ 2:56am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2015 @ 2:10am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2015 @ 6:29am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2019 @ 9:59am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2019 @ 9:53am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 1:32am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2015 @ 5:04am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 6:27am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 3:52am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2015 @ 4:31am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2015 @ 2:22am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 6:32am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2015 @ 11:57pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 3:33am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2015 @ 8:07am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 10:25am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2015 @ 1:45am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2015 @ 9:23am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2015 @ 3:40am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2015 @ 8:10am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2015 @ 6:28am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2015 @ 8:11am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2015 @ 3:43am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2015 @ 4:26am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2019 @ 10:12am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 7:56am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 2:43am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2015 @ 9:46am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2015 @ 9:27am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 5:55am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 5:05am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

24 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

9 / 30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

8 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

2 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30