Fresh Prince of Gold-Hair

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute and just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a Race that's not there


On Planet Vegeta, born and raised
Fighting Saibamen is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin out, blasting, killing off fools,
I was shootin' some haters outside with Appule

When a couple of guys, who were green and red,
started making fun of how my dad was dead
I got in one little fight and Freeza got scared
he said "I won't allow a monkey to fight with blonde hair"

Undefeated day after day but it got lame so i searched for bigger game
I outwitted a twit and now he’s throwing a fit so he can go suuuuuuck a tit

Fresh ass; slap it just a tad don't question the prince’s swag


hey girl why don't you make me a dad
Mmm alight this is gonna tight

I whistled for a pod and when it came near
The license plate said "Earth" and everyone was in fear,
If anything, I could say that that Raditz was tough
But I thought "Man, forget it, he's weak as ♥♥♥♥"

I... crashed, onto the Earth around 11:43,
And I yelled out to Nappa, "Yo holmes, D-I-E"
looking for Kakarot, I was finally there,
To sit on my throne as The Prince of Gold Hair

-Vegeta