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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 2:31pm

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2019 @ 2:50pm

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2020 @ 3:39am

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 2:30pm

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 3:54am

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2020 @ 7:02am

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 4:07am

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2020 @ 5:42am

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 12:50pm

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2020 @ 9:02am

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2020 @ 9:46am

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 12:54pm

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 3:56pm

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2020 @ 3:06pm

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2020 @ 4:30am

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 9:20am

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 4:09pm

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2020 @ 4:50am

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 2:56pm

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 12:05pm

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 2:20pm

MacPlayer

There can be only one.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 10:33am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2020 @ 3:59am

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 10:34am

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2020 @ 1:32pm

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 2:08pm

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2020 @ 12:28pm

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2019 @ 3:00pm

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2019 @ 6:10am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2019 @ 5:17am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 3:21pm

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 2:32pm

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2020 @ 6:30am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2020 @ 3:48pm

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 11:18am

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 2:47pm

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2020 @ 3:24pm

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 9:20am

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2020 @ 9:38am

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2020 @ 3:22pm

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2020 @ 2:18pm

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 2:40pm

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2020 @ 3:18pm

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 5:08pm

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2020 @ 3:19pm

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 3:20pm

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2019 @ 2:11pm

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 1:20pm

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2020 @ 5:29am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 4:17pm

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2020 @ 6:50am

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2020 @ 2:37pm

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 5:13am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 11:00am

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2020 @ 3:25pm

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2020 @ 2:06pm

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2020 @ 9:50am

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2020 @ 1:02pm

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2020 @ 3:09pm

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2020 @ 1:41pm

He trusted you...

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2020 @ 3:54pm

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 2:49pm

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2020 @ 3:45am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2020 @ 10:52am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2020 @ 4:03pm

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2020 @ 2:59pm

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 1:56pm

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2020 @ 3:41pm

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2020 @ 3:51pm

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2020 @ 3:53pm

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2020 @ 2:11pm

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 9:40am

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 2:04pm

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2020 @ 3:07am

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2020 @ 4:27am

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2020 @ 4:43am

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2020 @ 9:02am

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2020 @ 2:16pm

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2020 @ 4:02pm

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2020 @ 2:47pm

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 1:30pm

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 1:55pm

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 2:01pm

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 8:16am

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 8:43am

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 2:52pm

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Exterminate!

All the ambushes have been cleared out. The Terminator and Rambo would have been proud.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 5:18am

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 5:40am

Between worlds

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 6:25am

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 9:46am

Refugees are safe

You rescued the refugees. Welcome to the Inquisition's blacklist!
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 5:06am

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 9:39am

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 9:39am

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 3:24am

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 7:58am

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:33am

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09am

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30pm

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33pm

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:09pm

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39pm

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:35pm

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24pm

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:59pm

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:13pm



One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.