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BarkForSpit 21 Dec, 2017 @ 4:46pm 
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie.
m9tt 29 Sep, 2017 @ 4:00pm 
Tristan, daddy has to take a ride. I won’t be around to raise you so I need you to know something before I go. You’re special, and this world can be very hard on special things. They’ll pick on you, they’ll hit you, they’ll dump you, diagnose you and develop you. And there will be days when you wish that everyone was like you, so that everything could be easy. But that’s how they think. They spend every day wishing that everyone was the same, and it’s that wish that keeps them from being special. So when they come for you with their knives out, you just smile and forgive them. Because ordinary things say, ‘Hello,’ and ‘Goodbye,’ but nothing that’s special can ever die.
to see what i can never have 30 Jul, 2017 @ 6:54pm 
+rep hes sexy
☆Navy☆ 10 Jul, 2017 @ 8:33pm 
Hey man hope u unblock me so u can see my message
☆Navy☆ 29 Jun, 2017 @ 5:09am 
For real man I wasn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lieing 😣😲😲😤😬😠😡
Edna 29 May, 2017 @ 5:34pm 
+rep fair trader and cool guy