Chris: Are you and dad going to get a divorce?
Lois: Oh, honey... maybe.
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History repeats itself only if one does not listen the first time.
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For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get
used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a free
country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is how I
am - Take it or leave it! -- Calvin
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Not only did I wipe Lemmings from my hard disc, I overwrote it so's I
couldn't get it back.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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Lois: [referring to Peter] This from a man who thinks the plural of goose is sheep.
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Yow! Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!
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"Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz smiled very slowly. This was done
not so much for effect as because he was trying to remember
the sequence of muscle movements. "
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+rep good dude

RICHTIGER RETHARD hoffentlich stirbt deine Fam**** :D

+Rep