Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* "How much will it cost to have the tooth extracted?" asked the patient. "50 pounds", replied the dentist. "50 pounds for a few moments' work?!" asked the patient. "The dentist smiled, and replied, "Well, if you want better value for money, I can extract it very, very slowly..."
ㅤ* For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.
ㅤ* I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...