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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. This means they’re large enough for to be able to handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and their impressive base stats for hp and access to acid armor, you can be rough with this one. Due to their mostly water biology, there’s no doubt that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet you could have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn moves the moves attract, baby-doll eyes, captivate, charm, and tail whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities water absorb and hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other pokémon can come close to this level of compatibility.

only real gamers can read this. like if u r a real gamer *brofist*

-rep for being a gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and not playing pubg with the bois

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute and sweet. I'd take you to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with you, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite you to my home and ravage your hot ass for hours, and forcing my ♥♥♥♥ up your throat so you choked on both the throbbing ♥♥♥♥ and your own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to ♥♥♥ on your cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry you in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from you. I'd wisper "I love you" and give you a tender smile, and cut your throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in your own warm blood, you'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between your lips, then you'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff you into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find your mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.