A good day to you , sir. I would like to rebut your previous claims in an improvisational and rhythmic manner. I was given the name "Noggin" by my peers. The alleged "facts" you have uncovered in regards to me are unfounded and without merit. My birthplace is not only vastly inferior to yours, but my neighbors are much more resilient. In terms of your claim to my sexuality: Sigmund Freud theorized that the semiconscious mind manifests repressed desires, therefore leading me to believe that you, sir, are indeed the homosexual. In fact, I once had a romantic rendezvous with your biological mother in which fellatio was performed forthwith and without explanation. The encounter lasted several hours, and many unspeakable acts were implemented. I paid her for her services and no subsequent contact, either verbally or physically, has been made. I brandish a nine-millimeter pistol which I stole from a man involved in a gang related turf war. I fired the pistol several times and, in some cases, critically wounded those with whom I was in contest with. I would like to inform the audience that I engage in the sale and consumption of illegal narcotics on a regular basis. Speaking candidly, I am in no form intimidated or fearful of your actions, as I have been involved in countless altercations which have ended less than favorably. In summation, your argument denotes a lack of intellectual honesty on your part. It is my contention that this matter would best be solved with fisticuffs; I believe I will be victorious in this regard.