chad
Australia
 
 
Yeah, I’m a FNAF gamer. I play DBD and Overwatch 2. Mercy main here — yeah, I’m a heal slut, deal with it. Gamer girls are just built different, man. If you play games, that’s an instant 10/10 for me.

I’ll admit it, I’ve got major sad lonely Redditor energy. At first, I was like 'mmm feet' as a joke, but bro, I don’t think it’s a joke anymore. Anime women’s feet and Japanese manga are basically my therapy at this point. I’ll unironically call someone a 'baka' if they’re annoying, and yes, I say 'itadakimasu' before eating instant ramen.

I own multiple fedoras — yeah, I said it. I wear them loud and proud, tipping them when the situation demands it. I also collect Cinnamoroll Sanrio plushies because they’re cute as hell, and honestly, it’s not even weird. My nightcore playlist on Spotify is peak culture, and if you don’t agree, you’re wrong.

I’m extroverted sometimes, introverted other times — depends on the vibe. I’m big into Animal Crossing, Fortnite (poggers), and The Sims. Yeah, I’ve made Sims reenact my dream relationships. Don’t judge me.

I’ve got a waifu body pillow, but no, I’m not telling you who it is. She’s mine. If you’re a gamer girl, hit me up on Discord so we can talk about anime, rank our favorite openings, or build a Minecraft house together. Single, but not by choice. DMs are open, don’t make me beg.
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Pubert Jinglesworth 14 Jan, 2024 @ 2:50pm 
Dearest employee,

It is I Jeff Bezos, I see that you have been slacking and taking bathroom breaks! This is unacceptable and I will send the bracken after you to teach you a lesson.

Kind Regards

Jeffrey ep- bezos
clam 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:29pm 
im insane
Pubert Jinglesworth 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:23am 
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore.
Pubert Jinglesworth 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:22am 
They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
clam 13 Nov, 2022 @ 6:23am 
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that were involved in the September 11th, 2001 attacks.
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clam 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:32am 
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