Standards have slipped since you last made sandwiches, I need more offal, less lego and more cat-queef in mine next time please. Many thanks and a fondou of innocent zabagleone children

Deserts Of Khnobfacials

Leave the cheddar flavoured gooseberries out of this Alfred Von Largenips

The way he has donned his nobfacery is quite exquisite!

90 degrees to the perpenpenular facery of nobbage

sideways nobfacery