6) no, you didn't get CS:GO'd. no, your crosshair wasnt on him. no, this game doesnt suck. you missed.

as the calculus student observed the function as it approached x on the graph,
he realised the function began to increase rapidly to infinity
the student then asked the function;
are u a limit because you are infinitely increasing while approaching x
or are you infinitely increasing while approaching x because you are a limit
the function then replied;
stand proud. ur strong
for unbeknownst to the student, the student did not know 2 key things
1. the function had a limit from both sides at x
and 2. always bet on the limit.
the student then opened up his domain
precise definition of a limit
the professor then asked the student
would the limit exist?
the student replied;
well if the function only existed on one side of x, it might give me a little trouble
but nah, id prove.
throughout functions and graphs, i alone am the existing limit
with this treasure, i summon:
photomath.

All this kid does is just hold a gay ass off angle with his deag and one clicks people in the side of the head CT side. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrbile player tbh.....1.4 sensitivity 400dpi using trashcan. Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC.

All the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baiters use a low sens to click people on the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body.

The typical CT Squint can normally be found at the top of mid Inferno, having peeked mid unsuccessfully for the 8th round in a row, only to achieve similar success for a 9th time. The delusion inside a Squints mind leads them to believe that the problem is not in fact with themselves, but in the Squints team, who have selfishly forced him to undertake his 10 second journey from CT spawn to mid and sacrifice himself for the good of the party. Upon hearing displeasure from his unfortunate teammates (and potentially receiving advice on how to better play) the Squint will simply either tell his team to "shahd da ♥♥♥♥ up u bish", ignore all advice, or team kill the person attempting to reason with him. Truly a remarkable race of people. Sha-bi.

Chinese counter strike players (I shall refer to them as squints) are the worst type of player imaginable. Squints are worse than the Russians, the Brazilians, the French, the Turks; the list goes on. Whereas the aforementioned groups may rival the Squints in sheer toxicity, they do however posses the ability to actually be good at the game. The Squints have the extraordinary ability to not only suck at counter strike, but suck at every aspect of the game in a manner that can only be described as remarkable. Only someone that has had the misfortune to have played with Squints before could understand just how terrible of a teammate they can be.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.