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VIRGIN alert. Are you gonna marry her? No? Then why do you even care what she looks like? LMAO. You’re just there to smash ♥♥♥♥♥, thats it. Thats 1 thing virgins dont understand. They wait for the perfect anime girl and ingore the rest. Guess what? Just smash the ♥♥♥♥♥ and shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. Maybe 1 day you will learn but until that day you will remain a little virgin boy. I've smashed 90 year old ♥♥♥♥♥, I’ve smashed 435lb ♥♥♥♥♥. I don’t care. At the end of the day i get laid and u dont. PEACE

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

today i attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe into my rectum because the local shops had run out of apricots. (i buy a lot). using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques amd a few hours i managed to finally get it inside. however it was too uncomfortable so i tried to ♥♥♥♥ it back out. this is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out, a half dozen apricots did. now there is a chance that i just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that i happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but i cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. i think i may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. further experimentation will be required but if this turns out to be true then i may be able to solve world hunger (once my rectum has recovered) lets end world hunger!

🕷I🕷was🕷masturbating🕷one🕷time🕷but🕷then🕷I🕷saw🕷a🕷spider🕷and🕷it🕷freaked🕷me🕷out🕷so🕷I🕷came🕷on🕷the🕷spider🕷in🕷order🕷to🕷kill🕷it🕷