Recent reviews by T.w² jeff benzos

11/10 Recommended ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What you will get from CS:GO in return for 15 of your hard earned dollars:

42 types of cancer.
Skinsanity
L's
Chronic Anger
Realization Gabe doesn't give 2 ♥♥♥♥♥ about you, only the sweet greenbacks in your pocket.
64 tick
Triggered like you never have or will be due to the hitboxes.
Truckloads of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ delivered to your doorstep.
Turned against the steam community because everyone that kills you is a hacker.
Megatons of salt in your bloodstream.
VAC ban because the only way to get out of silver is to buy hacks.
Scammed because you really wanted those steam wallet codes for your skins.

What you will give back because even though you spend hundreds of dollars on this game, that's clearly not enough:

Your college fund.
Countless, irreplacable, invaluable hours of your life.
Your health
Your social life
Your mental stability



In the end you come back to CS:GO because it preys on the feeble mindset of you thinking you can actually break free from the iron grip it has on you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)