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44 of 45 (98%) achievements earned:
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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2020 @ 1:57am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 10:30am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2020 @ 2:55am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 11:06am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 12:30pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 11:32am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 2:56pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:51am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2020 @ 10:18am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:40am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 1:11am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:13am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 3:48pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:42am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:10am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:54am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:29pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:09am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:40am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:33am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 2:21am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:27am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:03am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 2:14am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:56am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 13 May @ 1:34am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 18 May @ 1:18am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 18 May @ 1:16am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 13 May @ 11:11pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 18 May @ 1:20am



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