Simon Foster - He'll paint pictures of other guests.
Mr Bean - Makes Go Kart rides go very slow.
Damon Hill - Makes Go Kart rides go faster.
Michael Schumacher - Makes Go Kart rides go even faster.
Richard Branson - Makes all guests rich.
Richard Tan - He will pickpocket other guests.
Tony Day - This guest will only eat hamburgers.
John Wardley - He'll walk around the park and have thought bubbles pop up saying "WOW!"
Chris Sawyer - He'll take pictures of rides and attractions.
Melanie Warn - Resets guest's happiness and energy and reduces their nausea to zero.
John Mace - This guest will pay twice the required amount to ride a ride.
Katie Brayshaw - This guest will wave to other guests.
Andy Hine - Thinks "Nice ride! But not as nice as the Phoenix..." after leaving roller coasters.
David Ellis - Thinks "...and here we are on (ride name)!" when sitting on a roller coaster train.