Well Hello There,

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of droping hot, sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People said it was impossible for a human to be a helicopter and that im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I dont care, Im having a plastic surgeon atttach rotary blades, a 30mm cannon and hellfire missles to my body. From now on I want you to call me Apache and respect my right to kill from above and to kill needlessly. If you cant respect that then your a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle priviledge. Thank you.

Also, Feel free to check out my artwork, I have some stuff, and more in the works :D