Happy Bithday Son, Love you
dad

Now you can delete me from here to, love dad

I can't believe you removed me from your face book friends to hide the truth, well I posted it on my page so everyone can see through the lies!
"Obviously you have done a 360 since you left home to go off to college. We know you have not been attending school or at least not maintaining the required 2.0 grade point average and are currently on probation unable to start the next semester without clearing things up. Still even after turning back on your cell phone you can't call home. You don't even seem to care about any of our attempts to reach out to you. Looking at your face book you seem to be having a great time bashing christians, politics, or fighting against the man while hanging out with mostly middle eastern friends wearing a full beard which I thought you had to be clean shaven to attend BYU, oh I forgot you are not attending. Remember what you put on the Internet stays on the Internet and can even keep you from getting future jobs."

you need to call home

wat