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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 7:16

Go Left

Move to the left.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 4:49

Go Right

Move to the right.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 4:49

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 7:37

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 7:37

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 5:33

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 8:29

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 7:12

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 6:00

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 6:00

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 7:37

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 7:16

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 6:00

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 6:00

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 6:39

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 7:12

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 11:13

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 8:29

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 8:04

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 8:04

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 8:44

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 8:44

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 8:58

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 8:48

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 8:44

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 8:29

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 7:48

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
UpplÄst 5 feb, 2023 @ 7:56