lightsaltman
salt   United States
 
 
permanently banned from subway for being too powerful (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself and sobbing loudly at the register)
Momenteel offline
Voorwerpen te ruil
361
Voorwerpen in bezit
32
Gemaakte ruilen
333
Markttransacties
scrap metal
✿ Amaia 7 nov 2019 om 13:11 
👳 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👔
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Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty.
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open end points
toward ceiling.
Symptom: Feet warm and wet.
Fault: Improper bladder control.
Action Required: Go stand next to nearest dog. After a while complain
to the owner about its lack of house training and
demand a beer as compensation.
-- Bar Troubleshooting

Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it does run over,
Tonight we will all merry be -- tomorrow we'll get sober.
-- John Fletcher, "The Bloody Brother", II, 2

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RoseTheHedgehog 11 jun 2019 om 18:50 
agagagaga i need peepee bag :medicon:
Rateryte 30 sep 2018 om 9:29 
tf, why my pp hard?
Pun Star 14 mei 2018 om 14:56 
Je t'aime maman
Winston 22 aug 2017 om 6:01 
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
♡ juuls 19 mei 2017 om 12:27 
The manhunt has ended. (it was a relatively quick manhunt)

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.